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9:44pm September 16, 2014

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' 

good

give it to me

9:44pm September 16, 2014
9:44pm September 16, 2014

yourackdisciprine:

A recent trend on RTE (Irish TV) chat shows - random audience members turning to stare into the cameras during audience cut-aways.

9:43pm September 16, 2014

“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”

— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)
9:43pm September 16, 2014

letsrunaway0:

royalelectric:

morebuttermorebetter:

skypills:

somewhereinthefog:

That was wild from start to finish

oh my god

fucking brilliant

Soul mate

I was legitly going to try this if I saw it worked

9:42pm September 16, 2014

 http://i-ruin-fandoms.tumblr.com/post/97695063994/nepeta-vevo-nepeta-vevo-nepeta-vevo

nepeta-vevo:

nepeta-vevo:

nepeta-vevo:

nepeta-vevo:

nepeta-vevo:

My dad said ill be home alone tonight and I should make myself dinner… But im ordering in chinese food…

Im not supposed to order in food….

Shhhhhhh….

They’re supposed to call to confirm my order…

9:42pm September 16, 2014

untalentedandhorny:

sickest burn ever.

9:41pm September 16, 2014

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

9:40pm September 16, 2014

shuold i put away my laundry

fartgallery:

like for yes

comment for no

reblog for eat the laundry

9:40pm September 16, 2014

playbunny:

I bleed it out…
I’ve opened up these scars… 
I’ll make you face this…!

I’ve pulled myself so far…
I’ll make you face this now…!!

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This started out as just some facial expression practice and it quickly turned into an all out photoset. I’m beyond happy with it though, I have a thing for blood so that’s always fun to color. Enjoy, you guys ! 

9:39pm September 16, 2014

nevillellongbottom:

So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

9:39pm September 16, 2014
quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

9:38pm September 16, 2014

“i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it”

— a novel not written by me  (via wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey)
9:38pm September 16, 2014
sicilianmessage:

sicilianmessage:

I’ve not posted a selfie in ages

Love me

sicilianmessage:

sicilianmessage:

I’ve not posted a selfie in ages

Love me

9:38pm September 16, 2014

amareamarildo:

21-year-old student and photographer Cristina Hoch captures powerfully expressive portraits of family and friends. With high contrast, low saturation, and cool tones, her compelling photos focus on the eyes of the subject, resulting in a piercing stare that not only expresses deep emotions, but also seems to peer right into the viewer’s soul